The history of all times, and of today especially, teaches that ... women will be forgotten if they forget to think about themselves. -Louise Otto

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Eerily Accurate Fortunes from Fortune Cookies

  • Your husband will ask the same question repeatedly, regardless of your answer. :)
  • You will spend five minutes looking for your keys, only to realize that, yes, they were in your handbag after all. :)
  • You will receive an e-mail that includes an emoticon. ;)
  • You will have good intentions about going to the gym this week but instead get sucked into So You Think You Can Dance. :)
  • You will lose cell-phone reception, only to find it again. :)
  • You will fall asleep during any movie you start watching after 10 p.m. :)

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